nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

katesmess:

no but like seriously masturbate to me

asensibledemi:

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

I can’t even explain how right this is